Funny jokes that will make you cry with laughter

Laugh Riot

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April 22, 2018

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Funny jokes that will make you cry with laughter

Tags: Funny Jokes. Humour. Laughter.

LAUGH RIOT

AUSSIE BUSH ETIQUETTE IS RECOGNIZED THROUGHOUT THE CIVILIZED WORLD BUT WE ALL NEED TO BE REMINDED FROM TIME TO TIME.

In General:

1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview…

2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.

3. It’s tacky to take an Esky to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you’re certain you’re included in the will, it’s rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.

Eating Out:

1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.

Entertaining at Home:

1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2. Don’t allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.

Personal Hygiene:

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one’s OWN ute keys.

2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn’t a waste of money.

3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.

4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a nono, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.

Theatre/Cinema Etiquette:

1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.

2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can’t hear you.

Weddings:

1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.

3. Though uncomfortable, say “yes” to socks and shoes for the occasion.

Driving Etiquette:

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun’s loaded and the roo’s in your rifle sight.

2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn’t always have the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it’s impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

Bribie Island Clubs & Groups – The Golden Entertainers Association

Local Clubs & Groups

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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Bribie Island Clubs & Groups – The Golden Entertainers Association

Tags: Bribie Island. Queensland. Clubs. Groups. Things to do on Bribie Island. Respite center. Activity.

‘THAT’S NOT THE RIGHT NAME’ (SORRY BETTY)

I got in trouble last week and, as if that in itself isn’t bad enough, when you get told off by a Scottish woman, the rather strong accent seems to make you feel as if you’re in twice as much trouble as you really are.

Seriously though, following an article that I wrote about the great voices of the members of The Golden Entertainers Association, I had a call from Publicity Officer Betty McEwan informing me that I had got the name of their regular meeting venue wrong.

Betty explained that the correct name of the place that was once called The Golden Age Centre is now The Activity Centre, not The Respite Centre as I had called it.

Apparently, there is a respite centre somewhere in the complex but that is not the name of the place. Like thrill and excitement? Then, you will surely like to spend your free time gambling online. A lot of Australian casinos online offer a gigantic number of games to be played in a secure gambling ambience. Internet games guarantee a burst of emotions and a ton of fun. You can choose an online casino on your taste on onlinecasinos-australia.com . Now you know.

The Golden Entertainers Association meets at THE ACTIVITY CENTRE (Wow, I got it right) on the corner of Arcadia Avenue and Golf Drive in Woorim each Wednesday and new members are always welcome.

If you would like to find out more, give Betty a call on 0408 924816.

Do you have a local group or club you would like to have on our Newspaper Blog? Let us know by sending us an email to [email protected] Or visit our facebook page and send us a message @ https://www.facebook.com/thebribieislander.

Poetry, Poems, Riddles and Rhymes

Mad Poets Society

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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Tags: Poems. Riddles. Rhymes. Lyrics. Poets. Poetry

MAD POETS SOCIETY – Poetry

TEAR BRIGHT EYES

No-one knew of the pain

That was deep within her heart

Her unheard cries for comfort

As her heart was torn apart.

They didn’t know the love

That was hidden deep within

She had become so transparent

With this very special man.

He had made her feel so special

As she went throughout her day

He told her things she wanted to hear

That sped her on her way.

But somehow within her heart

She knew it was just a dream

That it was too good to be true

That things were not as they seemed.

And then that terrible day

When she found it all a lie

She covered what she was feeling

But couldn’t hide a tear bright eye.

No one knew the pain

Until they found her there

With an empty bottle of pills

And the wine just near her chair.

And those tear bright eyes

Which had sparkled just for him

Were now vacant and staring

And would be forever dim.

By Hazel King

Do you have a poem you have written or seen? Send it to Richard – The Bribie Islander Newspaper Head editor via [email protected].

About Autism

Mental Health

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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Tags: Autism. Children’s. Adults. Symptoms. Neurological. Possible causes.

AUTISM- A BLUE MONTH

Researchers estimate that autism affects over twenty-five million people throughout the world and in developed countries, 1.5% of children had been diagnosed with ASD as of 2017, this figure more than doubling since the year 2000.

It is known to occur four or five times more often in boys than in girls and whilst the number of people diagnosed has increased dramatically since 1960, it is thought that this could be attributed to changes in diagnostic practices.

Autism is a developmental disorder which is can result in troubles with communication and social interaction, as well as restricted and repetitive behaviour and the signs can become apparent in the first few years of a child’s life and often develop gradually although some children with autism will reach their developmental milestones at a normal pace and then worsen.

The disorder is caused by a combination of genetic and environmental factors and the risk factors are known to include certain infections such as rubella during pregnancy as well as valproic acid.

The use of alcohol or cocaine during pregnancy is also considered to be a major risk factor. The disorder affects the information in the brain by altering how nerve cells connect and organise although exactly how this occurs is not yet completely understood. It is included within the autism spectrum along with the less severe Asperger syndrome and pervasive developmental disorders not otherwise specified.

Although there is no known cure, early speech or behaviour intervention can often help children with autism gain social and communication skills and not many children with autism live independently after reaching adulthood, there have been cases in which children have recovered from the condition.

Over time, an autism culture has developed with some people seeking a cure and others believing that autism should be accepted as a difference and not treated as a disorder. April is Autism Awareness Month with Autism Awareness Day having already been celebrated on April 2nd and Autism Queensland’s “Go Blue for Autism” campaign, which continues until month’s end, is when supporters are asked to help raise awareness and funds as a way of assisting them to provide support for people and their families who are living with ASD.

This can be achieved in a number of ways which include holding an event, attending one that is being held within their local community or making a purchase from the great range of merchandise that is available from their online shop.

All funds that are raised through the “Go Blue for Autism” campaign in 2018 will be used to help Autism Queensland to provide education, therapy and support services for children and adults who are living with autism.

For more information about Autism Queensland, you can pay a visit to the website which is www.autismqld.com.au and to find out about “Go Blue for Autism,” you can email donations@ autismqld.com.au or make a call to (07) 3273 0035.

Cancer Council Rally – Accepting Donations

Local news and articles

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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Cancer Council Rally – Accepting Donations

Tags: Cancer Council. Rally. Bribie Island. Queensland. Note for profit. Donations. Charity.

ON THE ROAD TO DARWIN for The Cancer Council

In just a few weeks time, a local resident, Vaughan Girouard and his mum Carla will make the drive to Darwin in a Falcon van that he has bought for the bargain basement price of only $200.

Vaughan (34) and Carla (62) have decided to make the journey as one of the 250 teams that will compete in the Cancer Council’s “Shitbox Rally,” an event which is regarded as the largest fundraiser for the council on a national basis. Vaughan explained to me that the rules of the rally require competitors to be driving a vehicle that was bought for less than $1,000 and is not a four-wheel drive.

Featured Image(above): The 1990 Falcon van that Vaughan bought for $200

‘As the event is all about raising both funds and awareness of the fight against cancer, fundraising is our main priority at the moment. Entrants have to have raised at least $4,000 before the event gets underway,’ said Vaughan. ‘We are now seeking both last-minute sponsors as well as donations and anyone who becomes a sponsor will not only have their business advertised on the van, they will also be given a link to their business on the “Shitbox Rally” website,’ he told me.

The 1990 Falcon van that Vaughan and his mother will drive in the rally has before endured the conditions that are commonplace in a rally and Vaughan pointed out that when he bought the vehicle, it was following the completion of the 2015 rally in which the old vehicle had competed as “Team Surf and Turf.”

We are competing as “Team Gold Fever” and the journey will take us on some of the country’s most atrocious roads,’ Vaughan commented. ‘It will be a six night and seven-day event and, judging from the previous years, it will receive great media coverage,’ He said.

Details about becoming a sponsor can be obtained by giving Vaughan a call on 0450 264297 and Vaughan said that there is a range of sponsorship deals available and the prices start at $100.

Anyone who would like to make a donation should log on to the website which is https://donate18.shitboxrally.com.au/gold-fever or they can also donate goods which are able to be raffled.

Team Gold Fever are dedicating their time to help the Cancer Council in their constant efforts to make a difference, through both research and education and, as there would not be too many of us who have not been touched by the effects of cancer at some time, either to parents, partners, close friends or ourselves.

With this in mind, it is important for all in the Bribie Island community to show their support for Vaughan and Carla as they give freely of their time to help make a difference.

Moreton Bay Regional Council pledge

Local news and articles

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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tags: Moreton Bay Regional Council. Local news Bribie Island. Brisbane.

MORETON BAY PLEDGES TO GO TO PLASTIC STRAW-FREE

Moreton Bay Regional Council has today pledged to phase out the use of single-use plastic straws at its council-operated venues and events.

In what is believed to be a first for South-East Queensland councils, Moreton Bay councillors adopted a motion at their Coordination Committee Meeting on Tuesday, April 17, to remove single-use plastic straws from council’s venues, like the Queensland State Equestrian Centre, and from local council-run programs.

Economic Development and Tourism Spokesperson Councillor Peter Flannery spearheaded the motion and said he was inspired by Queenslander Molly Steer and her Straw No More project. “It’s a simple measure, which will hopefully make a huge difference on the overall amount of single-use, non-biodegradable plastic straws being ending up in a landfill or being littered in our waterways,” Cr Flannery said.

“It might not seem like much when you use a plastic straw to drink, but multiply that by the thousands of people who visit our venues every year, and you can start to see the scale. Moreton Bay joins Cairns Regional Council in being among the first councils in Queensland to vote to remove single-use straws from its venues and events. “Other areas across the country, including Cairns, are taking up the pledge to phase out single-use plastic straws, and we don’t want Moreton Bay to lag behind everyone else.

“Our own name is a nod to one of the country’s most important coastal resources: Moreton Bay, and with simple measures like this, we can ensure that it thrives for generations to come. Single-use plastic straws can have a devastating impact on waterways, with marine animals easily being able to choke on the small pieces of plastic. Cr Flannery hoped the move would also inspire local businesses to follow suit.

Moreton Bay Region Industry and Tourism will review the use of single-use plastic straws at its events and functions too. “Already a number of businesses and cafes in Moreton Bay are taking up the push for greater sustainability through re-usable cups and biodegradable cutlery, and I hope this move encourages them to also ditch the single-use plastic straw from their menus.”

Fundraiser – Local event Bribie Island

Community Events

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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Tags: Fundraiser. Local events on Bribie Island. Things to do. Brisbane

A PLACE TO FIND TREASURE

The catchphrase “One person’s trash is another person’s treasure” is probably a reasonably accurate way to sum up the reason for recycling and going bargain hunting and, with this in mind, the right place to pick up a bargain on May 19th at the Uniting Church’s annual Trash and Treasure Trove.

Featured Image(above): Lynne Mellers, Audrey Nash and Leonie Bellingham with a selection of the goods that will be available in the Trash and Treasure Trove.

This is an event that has proved popular with locals in the past and is one of the two major fundraisers that is held by the church each year. It will, as usual, offer a great variety of goods from a real mix of stallholders.

Trash and Treasure Trove Co-ordinator Lynne Mellers told me that the response from stallholders has been excellent. ‘There will be over thirty stalls on the day and the items available will include craft, plants and cakes as well as what will be offered at our trash and treasure stall,’ said Lynne. Lorsque Cialis sur Tricotin classic ne vous suffit pas, essayez la forme extra ou le Levitra super amélioré, croyez-moi, vous aurez de quoi vous vanter auprès de vos amis.

‘Included in the stallholders this year are many from previous years as well as some new ones. I have tried to arrange attendance by as many community groups as possible and this includes other churches, the Girl Guides and the RSL Fishing Club,’ she added.

The Trash and Treasure Trove will run from 8 am until noon and, due to the dedicated effort by Lynne to organise the event, there is little doubt that it will be even bigger and better than in the past.

If anyone would like further information about the day, Lynne Mellers can be contacted on 0418 193 172.

Health – Bribie Simply Healthy

Health

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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Tags: Vitamins. Health. Lifestyle. EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) therapist

My name is Heenam Kim and I am an EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique), therapist. EFT is considered a major breakthrough healing technique in 21 century. There is enough evidence indicating that many illnesses are due to emotional imbalance. You may believe your pain is due to accidents or old age but it has a lot to do with your unprocessed emotions. Unprocessed emotions in the body actually become stuck affecting a person’s entire energy system.

Tissue cells in the body have an energetic frequency, negative emotions distort the organs, tissues and cells that surround wherever they are stored in the body. If you are suffering from chronic pain either physically or mentally please see Heenam Kim at Bribie Simply Healthy, just opposite the post office at the Woolworth’s complex. You can come for a free trial to see whether this treatment will work for you or not prior to making bookings. In most cases, within minutes your pain will reduce and feel better.

Vitamin C Shower.

This NEW product has just arrived at Bribie Simply Healthy. The Sonaki Vitamin C Shower Filter removes 99.9% of chemical residues and impurities in tap water. This product is good for those people who suffer from dry, itchy and allergic skin conditions and prevent anti-aging and eczema.

The Sonaki Vitamin C Shower Filter would be especially beneficial for asthmatics and people with respiratory problems. Our tap water is treated with harsh chemicals such as chlorine, chloramines and more to kill bacteria and small organisms. A long-term exposure to chlorinated water has a harmful effect on our health.

When chlorine and chloramines penetrate our blood system, calcification will occur in our bones causing stiffness of joints and bones, it will also go into the Pineal gland. The Pineal gland releases serotonin and melatonin and is responsible for how you think and feel. Serotonin is known as a happy chemical that controls our mood, appetite and memory. Melatonin regulates our sleep pattern and when we don’t get the required levels of melatonin, our sleep pattern will be disturbed.

Chlorine and chloramines also aggravate and increase hair loss and fine lines. Many of us try our best to avoid harmful chemical intake, using high quality water filtering systems. However, we have to realise that our skin is the largest organ with over 3 trillion pores breathing in and out. Each time we take a shower, we are also absorbing chemicals through respiration, which goes directly into our bloodstream; it only takes a fraction of time for our skin to absorb chemicals, like a sponge.

The average person absorbs more chlorine into their body during a shower than they would be drinking 8 glass of pool water a day. Also, when we wash organic fruits and vegetables under tap water they will also soak harmful chemicals, which defeats the purpose of eating organic food. Not too long ago, I installed the Vitamin C Shower and soon felt the results. Usually, after a shower, your skin feels quite squeaky clean and I never objected until after I began using The Vitamin C Shower filter and noticed my skin began to feel, much softer. We need our natural body oil to protect the skin by strengthening and maintaining its lipid barrier; this lipid barrier accelerates the skin’s natural healing and repairing process.

Sonaki Vitamin C shower filters are affordable, they contain 100% pure Vitamin C with no added artificial colours or scents. You can even use Vitamin C filtered water direct to fish tanks with no need to treat water with any other chemicals and fish will not die. Vitamin C is proven to be the most superior filter media – 100% organic and softens water by reducing hard minerals and heavy metals.

This shower system generates negative ions and promotes nature’s powerful antioxidants. Vitamin C shower will prevent premature fine lines and wrinkles. A great relief of dry, itchy, eczema and other allergic skin conditions.

Note: also Iodine is a great supplement to decalcification of Chlorine and Fluorides in our system; iodine has the same chemical components as chlorine and fluorides, it pushes away and replaces itself to the same habitation.

Lions Club Bribie Island supports community cause

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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Lions Club Bribie Island supports community cause

Tags: Lions Club. Community cause. Bribie Island

UNDERSTANDING THE LOGIC

The age-old adage, “If it isn’t broken, don’t fix it” appears to ring true when examining a situation that has members of a local service scratching their heads. An ongoing upgrade to our public transport facilities that includes the replacement of the local bus stop shelters has Lions Club of Bribie Island members a little perplexed considering that many of the current shelters have been erected by the Lions Club to the required standard and are constantly inspected and maintained in an appropriate manner.

Featured Image(above): Lions Club members Hans Werner (L), Cheryl Williams and
Gordon West are concerned about losing their bus shelters like the one pictured here.

Lions Publicity Officer Gordon West told me that prior to the replacement program, there were thirty-four shelters that had been erected by the club. ‘I think that there is only about twenty left now and we are about to lose another thirteen, said Gordon. ‘The shelters were erected by volunteer workers from the club and the cost of the materials, ($850 each in 1999 currency), was met by the club.

The Lions Club began erecting the shelters not that long after they were formed forty-seven years ago and we have relied heavily on the money raised from the advertising space to fund some of our community projects,’ he explained. Lions Club of Bribie Island President Cheryl Williams pointed out that it is not only the club that will be adversely affected. ‘Besides the obvious loss of a source of funding for the club, local businesses will be deprived of a cheap way to advertise,’ said Cheryl.

‘Unless we can get something done to ensure the continuation of the advertising and the funding that it produces, there are no winners. It’s a lose, lose situation,’ she added. This matter has now been brought to the attention of Division One Councillor, Brooke Savige and she has since had discussions with the various council department heads. ‘Once I was made aware of the concerns of the Lions Club members, I have talked to the appropriate people in an effort to resolve the situation,’ said Councillor Savige.

‘It is my intention to ensure that the matter is resolved to the satisfaction of all parties concerned and it appears that there will be a good outcome to this situation,’ she told me. Councillor Savige explained that the replacement of the shelters is part of an upgrade that is required by the Federal Government and it has to be carried out within a certain time frame. ‘Along with the shelter replacements, we are remodelling the bus stops to be disability friendly,’ said the Councillor.

One of the replacement shelters.

‘We want to ensure that everyone in the community has proper access to public transport,’ she added. The Lions Club of Bribie Island are instrumental in supporting many worthy community causes and new members are always welcome. For more information about the club, you can make a call to Gordon West on 0403 018 727.

History – Monopoly – how it helped POW’s escape in WWII

David Sweedman

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April 22, 2018

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History – Monopoly – how it helped POW’s escape in WWII

Tags: Monopoly. Board Games. History. Trivia. War. WWII. Prisoners of war.

I thought you might like to know

BOARD GAMES ARE AN ESCAPE
(In More Ways Than One)

Out of all the board games that have been made, both in the past and in current times there are very few people in the world that can honestly say that they have never heard of, and more than likely played at some point, the somewhat old-fashioned game, Monopoly. Initially mass marketed in America in 1934, the game can be said to hold fond memories for many families who spent quality time of an evening attempting to send each other broke and most of us remember the tokens like the little dog, the horse, the hat and the shoe that were used to track each player’s movements around the board.

Sadly, the manufacturers have recently that some of these iconic tokens are to be replaced with what they believe are symbols that more accurately represent modern times Included in the new pieces will be a cat, a helicopter, a guitar and a robot with a moustache. When thinking about those who hold fond memories associated with Monopoly, there are a very select number of people whose memories about the game could possibly be regarded as being more special than most and that is all those who were unfortunate enough to find themselves involuntary guests if the Third Reich during World War II.

When an Allied soldier or airman found themselves in this less than desirable situation, they were always endeavouring to make their escape and, as a way of assisting with this, the Crown was always looking for ways to help them. One of the most useful items for an escaping POW to have was, of course, an accurate map which not only provided information on their location but also marked the position of “safe houses” where an escapee could find assistance. Other useful items included currency from various countries, a compass and a two-part metal file.

A very difficult factor to overcome in the successful supply of all this was not only the difficulty associated with smuggling the items in but the problem of both paper maps and banknotes getting wet and unusable so someone at MI-5 came up with the idea of printing the maps on silk which is durable, can be scrunched up into very tiny wads, and can be unfolded as many times as needed without any noise being made. Only one manufacturer in Britain had the necessary technology to print on silk and that was John Waddington Ltd who, as luck would have it, was also the U.K. Licensee for the board game Monopoly.

As a part of the conditions allowed for prisoners of war under the Geneva Convention, Games and pastimes were permitted to be included in the “Care” packages which were regularly sent by The Red Cross to those who were interned and of course, among the games was Monopoly.

The Waddington company was only too keen to be of help and, under the strictest of secrecy, in a guarded compound within the company’s premises, a specialized group of employees began to manufacture the necessary maps which, along with the other useful items, were then included in a number of the Monopoly sets and these were marked with a tiny red dot in the corner of the “Free Parking “ square.

British and American aircrews were advised about how to recognise the rigged board games before taking off on their first mission. Statistics have been revealed that out of the estimated 35,000 Prisoners of War who successfully escaped, about one third were aided by the special board games.

Auschwitz – Nazi Concentration Camp – Poland

All of them were consequently sworn to secrecy indefinitely in case the British Government might have to use the same strategy in a future war As we approach the one hundredth anniversary of the World War one ceasefire, we, as proud Australians, should take the time to remember not only those who paid the supreme sacrifice for their country but those who suffered as prisoners of our enemies.

Lest We Forget

Volunteers In the community

Meet The Volunteers

David Sweedman

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April 21, 2018

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Tags: Volunteers. Bribie Island. Understanding addictions. Drug awareness. Drug Courses.

Meet the Volunteers

JULIA and JOHN WATSON

Since they retired, locals Julia and John Watson enjoy being able to spend time doing the things that they enjoy including taking their two dogs for a walk on the beach and going out for a meal. Something else that the couple is passionate about is volunteering and, as a way of helping within the local community, they spend their Wednesday mornings manning the reception area at the Bribie Island and District Neighbourhood Centre. Julia and John moved to this beautiful area after coming to Australia from England twenty-five years ago.

They had both been serving members of the Royal Air Force and on arriving here, John found employment with The Red Cross and later on with Angel Flight whilst Julia worked for the Blood Bank prior to taking up a position with the Caboolture Council until accepting a redundancy package when the mergers took place.

Until commencing at the Neighbourhood Centre in September 2017, the pair devoted their efforts to the Bribie and District Wildlife Rescue, caring mainly for sick birds, with Julia taking on the position of Secretary and John becoming the organisation’s Training Officer. Both Julia and John are what I would refer to as “people persons” and as such is ideally suited to being the ones who become the first point of contact for those who come to the centre for assistance.

They are tasked with making sure that people are referred to the right service, either at the Neighbourhood Centre or at another agency. ‘It is a terrific feeling when, after someone comes here with a problem and are unsure about how to handle it, we see them leave feeling a lot happier,’ said John. ‘One person said to us, “This is the first time in ages that I have felt good and it’s so nice to know that someone cares.”

I think we all had a bit of a tear in our eyes that morning,’ he added. As well as their role at the Bribie Island and District Neighbourhood Centre, this couple do have other individual pastimes and for Julia, it is cooking, now that she has the time, whilst John enjoys nurturing his Bonsai trees.

They told me that as a way of keeping fit, they have set up a small gym at home but they have yet to take proper advantage of it. ‘The walking machine is the dustiest thing in the house,’ Julia quipped. Julia and John Watson are two of the many wonderful volunteers who give of their time to ensure that the Neighbourhood Centre is kept operating and Centre Manager Cecelia Taylor told me that they would love to have more volunteers who can spare a few hours each week to help out.

‘We need new volunteers who are caring and nonjudgemental and are able to maintain confidentiality to work with people who attend our service,’ Cecelia explained. ‘Communication skills along with a great telephone manner are really appreciated and I would ask that if there is anyone who would like to make a positive difference in their community by joining our team, they contact us either by calling in at 9 Verdoni Street at Bellara or by phone on 3408 8440,’ she said.

The many services that are available at the centre include Professional Debt Relief, Counselling which can help people to work out how they can deal with the challenges they are facing, free Computer Tuition for seniors, a service that teaches people to use the various options associated with the internet and also Emergency Relief along with free Legal Advice.

Each Tuesday morning from 9.30am, the Neighbourhood Centre provides Fresh Food for people in need through the Neighbourhood Harvest program and the centre also has a Bargain Boutique which offers a great variety of good quality pre-loved items at low prices. There are a number of free courses and other groups that operate at the centre and this includes the Multi-Cultural English Conversation Group which is held from 9 am to 12 noon each Monday.

The Understanding Addictions Course begins on April 23rd at 5 pm. This is a three-week introductory course which is suitable for anyone who is affected by addictions, either their own or the addictions of their loved ones.

The Bribie Island and District Neighbourhood Centre provide help to so many within our community each week and the work of the volunteers is absolutely outstanding Anyone who would like more information about how to become a volunteer at the centre should make contact with them as soon as possible.

They can be contacted by phone on 3408 8440 or by calling into the centre at 9 Verdoni Street at Bellara during opening hours which are Monday to Thursday from 9 am until 3 pm.

TECHNOLOGY Just How Amazing Is It?

Technology

David Sweedman

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April 21, 2018

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Tags: Technology. Science. Human life expectancy. Mortality rates among humans.

I know that there are times when modern technology can be almost enough to turn anyone to hard liquor, especially when system failures result in a task taking twice as long as it did when it was done with more manual input, but let’s be completely honest, technological advances that have been made throughout the years have certainly made life easier.

One of the most welcome changes that have been brought about by these advances in conjunction with increased knowledge is the increased ability to cure and/or prevent diseases. An example of this is that over the twenty years following 1991, the mortality rate associated with cancer fell by twenty percent and in the same twenty year period, the percentage of children who died before their fifth birthday dropped by almost half.

Between 1990 and 2013, the worldwide maternal mortality rate decreased by almost fifty percent. Also as a direct result of advances in medical science is the statistics relating to human life expectancy.

In the last fifty years, human life expectancy increased more than it had in the previous 200,000 years of human existence. In 1950, the average life expectancy was forty-seven years and by 2011, that had increased to seventy years. One of the largest issues faced by the medical profession has been the battle to eradicate polio and an encouraging statistic is that between 1988 and 2001, reported cases of the disease dropped by an incredible ninety nine percent. This result is due to mass vaccination campaigns which have not only saved millions of lives but have also prevented many from suffering a disability. If you looking for Rocket Casino Australia you can easily use rocket casino login and grab your bonus.

Scientists have also found that between 1971 and 2009, nuclear and renewable power has prevented 1.8 million deaths due to lower air pollution resulting from reduced usage of coal. When we consider that the above statistics are only a very small example of how much technology has improved society in general, it is easy to understand why there is constantly more and more funding spent on research in both the medical laboratories and industry.

Local Entertainers and musicians – RICHIE LANGFORD

Entertainers of The Island

David Sweedman

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April 21, 2018

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Tags: Musicians. Local Entertainers. Bribie Island. Brisbane. Blues music

RICHIE LANGFORD

Singer, songwriter and foot-stompin’ blues man, Richie Langford hails from Melbourne and has been touring various parts of the country playing festivals, bars, cafes and pubs for several years. After a recent successful run of gigs in Europe and New Zealand and acclaimed performances at 2017 Blues on Broadbeach, he will be embarking on his seventh east coast tour in April 2018.

It’s hard to believe that one man can produce so much sound……Richie employs hands, feet and mouth on assorted guitars, harmonicas, foot pedals and an old suitcase converted into a kick drum to deliver a well-honed repertoire of originals and blues standards with a-rockin’ groove.

This year sees the release of Richie’s latest studio album, Bluestone Road. A fantastic solo outing, with cameo performances from his Blind Creek Blues Review’ bandmates and backing vocals by Australian music legend, Grace Knight, Bluestone Road is already getting radio play around Australia and receiving rave reviews. Custom PHP Development Services

You can catch a show at Sticky Fingers Grill on Saturday 21st April 6 pm.

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