During the last few weeks, we have noted with interest and pleasure, the presence of three Lace Monitors of varying sizes in our backyard. A Lace Monitor, Varanus varius, can grow up to two metres in length, so these are not babies that you barely notice but resemble prehistoric dinosaurs complete with teeth.
With their usual slow ambling gait, they look very menacing; however, they can also run like the wind and are expert tree-climbers. This aids them in robbing nests for eggs and small birds. They also eat small mammals, lizards, and any kind of carrion they can find.
At present they are living off the fat of the land since our Slovenian neighbours, who seem to feed the entire Island wildlife, admit to feeding them hen’s eggs, which they swallow whole, and at Christmas, raw steak! My husband and I have been watching the group to try and work out the relationships between them.
It was obvious that the two larger ones were very aggressive towards each other when they met….a bit of eye-balling followed by head nodding, then the winner charged whilst the less dominant turned tail and ran for his life until he had been seen off the premises, for now. Two males, we thought.
One evening we inadvertently got involved in one of these spats. The two dragons were eying each other off nearby when they suddenly made a rush for it right under where we were sitting having our peaceful evening drink. We both yelled, and our legs shot up as two angry male monitors sorted things out. Neither of us fancied being in the way of those teeth, although but to be fair, it seemed to be mainly displayed.
Still, we needed that drink. One afternoon, early in the New Year, romance was obviously in the air. I saw the more dominant male approaching the smaller monitor in quite a different manner to that which he approached the other male. They seemed happy together. Then he boldly covered her and began mating vigorously.
As he was at least twice as heavy as her, I can imagine this might have caused some discomfort, but she did not seem to mind. In fact, she stayed around, and they continued to mate over the next hour and a half much to the disapproval of the local corellas who screamed from the treetops their opinion of this lascivious behaviour.
I might have had some difficulty in explaining this to my young grandsons but that was their father’s job. Apparently, we can expect the female to lay her eggs in a termite nest or hollow log, and hopefully, the eggs will hatch in a few months if not discovered and eaten by another Monitor. A diet of steak and eggs seems to have increased the testosterone level of the male.
I hope they continue to stay around but whether my neighbour will continue to feed them is a moot point. She has just shown me a nasty bite on her hand. The large monitor had confused a tasty piece of steak with her middle finger, and she had a nasty tear wound. She applied first aid, but I felt antibiotics would be called for, but this was a public holiday, and she did not fancy sitting in a doctor’s surgery for hours even if she could find one open. In the event, common sense and pain prevailed.
Her husband drove her to the Emergency Dept. of the local hospital where she provided something different for the young doctors. “Never had one of these before!” was the general consensus.
After a Tetanus shot, bandaging, and a course of antibiotics, she was released with advice about staying out of range whilst feeding wild animals. This morning she seems none-the worse for her adventure although I must say, I am treating our “pets” with increased respect.
16TH Melsa Park Miniature Train Time: 10.00am – 2.30pm. Put your The Melsa Park Miniature Train rides is a miniature steam train that takes passengers on a delightful 500 metre journey around the Melsa Park track on the third Sunday of every month. The train ride takes you through the picturesque bush surrounds of Melsa Park and it’s sure to delight the senses of train enthusiasts young and old. The Melsa Train Park is a great, inexpensive day out for the whole family. Train rides cost just $2 and the smell of the Lion’s Club sausage sizzle is hard to resist. Melsa Park, Bongaree
23RD Tribute to the 60’s Dinner & Show Wayne Stuart Presents…… A Tribute To The 60’S Dinner & Show $39pp Time: 5:00pm to 8.00pm. Celebrate Bribie Island Bowls Club, 23/11 Welsby Parade, Bongaree 26TH Books, Wine & Cheese Time: 6:00pm – 7:30pm. A fun night for Book Club members and those who’d like to join a Book Club. Discover latest titles, suggest titles and test your knowledge in our trivia competition. Doors open 6pm. Facilitated by our friendly library staff. Registration required. Bribie Island Library, 1 Welsby Parade, Bongaree 4507.
29TH Comedian FIONA O’LOUGHLIN. Doors open 5:00pm. Much-loved comedian & 2018 I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! Winner, FIONA O’LOUGHLIN is coming! O’Loughlin brings her inimitable, trademark bonedry humour to Bribie RSL on Saturday 29th February for ONE NIGHT ONLY. Tickets are on sale now for $79pp which includes a 2 course dinner at www.bribiersl.com.au – Limited Available, 18+Show.Fiona is comedy royalty and internationally known, join us for a fabulous night in 2020 of hilarious honesty & unvarnished comedy. Bribie Island RSL, 99 Toorbul St. Bongaree.
Our guest speaker for January 2020 was Annie Dear from Carers QLD. Our members found this very informative. Our guest speakers for February are Bob Walker – to talk on scams and Nicole Blinoff to talk on makeup us ladies all love our makeup. Both of these speakers should be very interesting.


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Initially, she thought the Club would be just for residents of the golf estate but membership has grown to include ladies from other areas of Banksia Beach, Bongaree and Woorim. The objective of the club is to meet new friends and create a community in a relaxed setting. A committee was formed last June with the inaugural dinner in August.
The most repetitive comment from ladies attending dinners is “I want to meet new people and make friends.” Another common comment is “I look forward to the monthly dinners and would not miss one.”